If you are too friendless and/or unawares of what this is about, it is based on an unfortunate thing on dA:

"If someone by the name of Alfred Hundana (dragon_heart620) wants to add you to their list, don't accept it. It's a virus. Tell everyone on your list, because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it, too. It is a hard drive killer, and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account! Sorry for the inconvenience. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all plz"

Luckily I've only got like 10 of these notes in my inbox, but I was too busy with Fanart February to properly make fun of you. But now it's March, and I can say anything I want! hhhhh

While I'm aware that most of you knew better, there were a few less informed individuals that stuck out. To the latter I say this: You are a silly goose.

1) if Alfred Hundana wants to add you to his list, he will add you to his list. You must accept that you cannot refuse to accept this. This is deviantART - the land of powerlessness.

2) Viruses are programs. You don't execute programs through protocols like these. That's like finding a bomb in your e-mail.

3) "Send this to everyone on your list." Do you know who does that? Viruses. You are the virus. There wasn't actually a virus, but you did its job for it anyway. Nice.

4) dragon_heart620 is a totally cool name and the envy of kings - don't slander it by calling him a virus

Anyhow, that's that. I hope I won't see anymore of these notes in my inbox. As for those of you who have sent them, it's cool, I don't hold it against you. You just didn't know/think, right?

Made in Flash

EDIT: The boy is a sailor, not someone cosplaying as a Japanese schoolgirl.

EDIT2: I'm disappointed that I'm still getting these notes.