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Frugal Parenting by JohnSu Frugal Parenting by JohnSu
Don't make me spell this one out for you.

Anyhow, with this artist's block removed, the ideas just keep flowing! I've got artist's diarrhea!

Which leads beautifully into the story behind this.

So I'm walking back to my apartment from lab late one night with my stomach empty and my bowels laden. "Brain," I say to my brain, "how would you deal with this?" And brain, being half-dead from trying to program a FPGA, proceeds to give me the fastest and worst solution to my dilemma.

Again, don't make me spell this out.

I'm afraid the dialogue is kinda cluttered in this one. Perhaps I should have put in the text first instead of last so I could see how stupid of an idea it would be; then you would have been presented with a 4koma instead. Well, both our losses. :3

Made in Flash

EDIT: NO! This man does NOT have a creepy fetish! He just likes to optimize situations with minimum loss and has no values.
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OriiPrincess Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
LMAO
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:iconprojectbean000:
ProjectBean000 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student General Artist
My uptake to this joke was very slow and then it clicked to me in one of the comments.......

..............Bear Grylls -_-
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093102748771302 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
HOw can you say you love your sister if you won't eat her poop?
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
this caption should be a poster
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:icon093102748771302:
093102748771302 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
oh my god you replied to my comment
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
....
realizes a possible solution.
BEAR GRYLLS!
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:iconmasterofsteam:
masterofsteam Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
:o (Eek)
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:icontimeangel18:
Timeangel18 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Man I'm slow on the up take... I got it after thinking about its for at least six minutes. LMFAO my friend told me that when I was hungry. She was realllly pissed at me.
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
this is for you
:trophy:
(don't look inside)
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:icontoshiro12:
toshiro12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't get it. -_-
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shadowthepredator Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
The one that has to use the bathroom will defecate in the mouth of the one that is hungry. The one that is hungry will then proceed to eat the poopoo and not be hungry anymore.

XD 
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dragongirl900 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Student General Artist
There's this kinda disgusting thing called a scat fetish. . .I won't say anything further, I think you can get it.
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:iconyunolikemelon:
YUNOLIKEMELON Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IT'S ALSO CALLED THE HUMAN CENTIPEED :D
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:icondragongirl900:
dragongirl900 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Don't remind me. . .
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:iconyunolikemelon:
YUNOLIKEMELON Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Big Fool Emoji-12 (Pervy Flirt) [V2] 
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:iconboborly713:
boborly713 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
MY BRAIN!
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:iconlimbothedonkey:
limbothedonkey Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ewwww, thats gross but funny for some reason xD
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Their daddy sure has some weird fetish appeals :)
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
he is curious!
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
:nod:
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:iconhanarikamite:
HanariKamite Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Smart man
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:icondarksoul444:
darksoul444 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
jajaja. that was funny. optimize is always the better option
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:iconjuha91:
juha91 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Man, this made me laugh a lot. The mother's expression is a killer.
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:iconazzie4:
Azzie4 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
first thought was of the human centipede xD
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:iconminkymy:
Minkymy Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Class A parenting there, unnamed fatherly-man...
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:iconinsanepayne:
Insanepayne Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
What a scary coincidence! My older brother recently went through the same thing as the picture! Only, replace the wife with my mom and the children with my cousins but still relatively the same situation! Those children look like they belong in earthbound btw. Overall awesome and hilarious.
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:iconwindmagic444:
Windmagic444 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
at the end of the day, cute family.
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:iconyukitsuneyoukai:
YuKitsuneYoukai Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Digusting, disturbing, and I commend that woman. O o

Still, I can see how the idea came to be.
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BAKAusagi150 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol!! The funniest part about this picture (for me) is the fact that I can see my father saying this.
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:icont1ber1um:
t1ber1um Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
i dont get i-ow! gah!! i get it now Q_Q (i wish i didn't)
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:icondemonglittercritter:
demonglittercritter Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Professional Photographer
Lmao!
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Kupo2 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
:iconwutplz:
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666pyrocharmedgirl Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
is it bad that this barely disturbs me?
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:iconnienna146:
Nienna146 Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
LMAO EXCELLENT!!!!! XP
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:icondigitalphantomcat:
DigitalPhantomCat Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
Funny.

I've actually eaten some food that later made me almost wish I had decided to do this instead.

Stay Awesome!
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ShadeGriffin Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
such a dad thing to say
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:iconkanamefujiwara:
KanameFujiwara Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
Truth in television!
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:iconscisyhp:
Scisyhp Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, the father looks strangely like Koizumi from TMoHS. Very funny!
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fateavernicus Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
um was the ans "eat $#!+!"
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
pretty much
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:iconfateavernicus:
fateavernicus Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
fuuweet!!!(sweet) lol how funny it would be if there was a character that needs to whistle while talking.

oh wait you did that already? right??

ahahahaha oh well! ^_^
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EdgedWeapon Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Student Artist
Ah, the model father.
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roy-the-hedgehog Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010
lol good job on this
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Gimron Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010  Student Filmographer
Raise your hand if you have a dad like this, haha!
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icedragonenflamed Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Professional General Artist
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*raises hand*
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