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Finals are approaching.





I'd like to leave it at that, but I also feel that I should explain this a bit. So at the dorm cafeteria (Elliott's the awesome dude who swipes me in) you're allowed to take out two cookies, a pastry, or an ice cream.

But what I really wanted was cream cheese to eat with my crackers.

So I devised the devilish plan of putting cream cheese in a cone and bringing it out with me casually as though it were a legitimate iced cream. During the course of fashioning the cheese into something that'd look like soft serve, I noticed that it was quite adhesive, and played with the idea of smashing it against my glasses several times. But of course then I'd get skin flakes all over my cheese, and only very few people like that.

So I drew this picture out of curiosity and the fact that I know that quite a good number of you are, in fact, bedridden with madness. If you can't read what's written up there, that's because I wrote it entirely with my left hand. Anyhow, it says:

"No, that's the beauty of it, Elliott! You see, ice cream would just fall off, but this - this, my friend, is CREAM CHEESE."

Made in Flash
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:iconapjj1:
APJJ1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
THIS explains EVERYTHING!
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:iconluve1024:
Luve1024 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student General Artist
genius.
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Ruby99999777 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
Always write with your left hand if you want it to look like an insane person talking. Unless you're left handed. Then you write with your right hand. (And if you're ambidextrous, i have nothing.)
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
For the ambidextrous, hold the pen in your palm.
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:icondrgnpaladin:
DRGNPaladin Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
No, for the ambidextrous, firmly clench the pen between your butt cheeks. Problem solved. No need to thank me.
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GENIUS!
i want to try thatn.

and the hand writing is awesome!!!!!!
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:iconchon-lo:
chon-lo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
Only after my own dabbles in college thievery this year was I able to fully appreciate the genius behind this diabolical plan.  Hat tilted, sir.
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:icongenericfandom:
genericfandom Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Yeah, I've had a few ideas like this. None of them worked out, sadly.
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
You, my friend, just passed Einstein smarts.
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:iconmkdavi:
mkdavi Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I like to whip hot sauce into my eggs; not too much, though [link]. I find it helps with the overall consistency and adds flavor.

I have eaten bits of plain cream cheese before. I think my glasses would tilt off if I did that.
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Ancientbarioth1 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every time I read it I just begin to laugh uncontrollably.
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Enigma1315 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: That is pure genius.
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:iconnsfwoahbro:
nsfwoahbro Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT!!!
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:iconhyena7:
hyena7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hhhmmmm... Is it a conole?
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:iconmuggle13:
muggle13 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this . . . this is cream cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconotakuofalltime:
Otakuofalltime Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
how did you came up with creme cheese?
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
it was available in abundance!
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:iconotakuofalltime:
Otakuofalltime Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you really are quite awesome
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:iconotakuofalltime:
Otakuofalltime Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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:icondwillsn:
dwillsn Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this is the first deviation i ever saw from you...


years later, i still laugh
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
man, how time flies by
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:icondwillsn:
dwillsn Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ikr?
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:icontamamakitty:
Tamamakitty Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:iconskulduggerypleasantg:
SkulduggeryPleasantG Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconghostdivider1plz:
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:iconskulduggerypleasantg:
SkulduggeryPleasantG Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:ninja: :pirate: :matrixfight:

:squee: :nuu: :lmao:

:iconskulduggerypleasantg: ♥s this!
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xXWillyWonkaXx Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahahahahahaha XD your left hand writing should be used for creepy fonts <3 perfect
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firestare14 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
awesomeness
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:iconplayerkameo:
Playerkameo Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Professional Writer
HAHA! THE FACE OF THAT GUY! X)

I JUST LOVE IT!
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:iconwidget101:
Widget101 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student General Artist
I need to try that now for halloween XDDD
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:iconeggplantpocky:
eggplantpocky Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OH MY GOD.

BRB.
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:iconinsanepayne:
Insanepayne Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
You are a harbinger of lols!
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:iconwindmagic444:
Windmagic444 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
were you joking about writing with left hand? bc that looks good enough to be a theme font!

And, finals. That's all you need to say for bouts of madness.
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
left hand is serious.
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:iconwindmagic444:
Windmagic444 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
thumbs up
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:iconpoptartlolol:
Poptartlolol Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well aren't you a genius? XD
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StickyRicePlatter Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Pure genius.
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:iconrubyredux:
RubyRedux Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
oh my gosh, that is too hilarious! :lmao: Did you actually get away with it?
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:iconryker97:
Ryker97 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Bedridden with madness is an accurate description. Elliott is strangely noncommittal for being talked to by an ice-cream cone.
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
good observation
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:iconryker97:
Ryker97 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
Do you regularly address him with some sort of confection stuck to your face? Could be he's used to it.
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:iconcandiedjellyfish:
CandiedJellyfish Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Filmographer
You are officially the coolest person ever.
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:icondemonglittercritter:
demonglittercritter Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Professional Photographer
LOL!!!!!!!
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:iconbloodsuckingmonster3:
bloodsuckingmonster3 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
.....I really want to try this now....
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:iconrakugaki-otoko:
Rakugaki-otoko Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this might be the one and only time you've drawn yourself with pupils!
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I have at least four deviantId's with my eyes in them
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:icongottwistedknickers:
GotTwistedKnickers Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
HAHAHA! I like the story!
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:iconshadegriffin:
ShadeGriffin Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
so funny and so bizarre
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:iconyukimujaki68:
yukimujaki68 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011   Digital Artist
you really should have just had it with the skin flakes.
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:iconcw390:
CW390 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
You made me hungry.
Though it's true, cream cheese sticks better than ice cream.
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CaptainEvie Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
Every time this appears in my favorites, it both brightens my day and makes me hungry for some ice cream cheese o3o
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