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Genius by JohnSu Genius by JohnSu
Finals are approaching.

I'd like to leave it at that, but I also feel that I should explain this a bit. So at the dorm cafeteria (Elliott's the awesome dude who swipes me in) you're allowed to take out two cookies, a pastry, or an ice cream.

But what I really wanted was cream cheese to eat with my crackers.

So I devised the devilish plan of putting cream cheese in a cone and bringing it out with me casually as though it were a legitimate iced cream. During the course of fashioning the cheese into something that'd look like soft serve, I noticed that it was quite adhesive, and played with the idea of smashing it against my glasses several times. But of course then I'd get skin flakes all over my cheese, and only very few people like that.

So I drew this picture out of curiosity and the fact that I know that quite a good number of you are, in fact, bedridden with madness. If you can't read what's written up there, that's because I wrote it entirely with my left hand. Anyhow, it says:

"No, that's the beauty of it, Elliott! You see, ice cream would just fall off, but this - this, my friend, is CREAM CHEESE."

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Luve1024 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student General Artist
Ruby99999777 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
Always write with your left hand if you want it to look like an insane person talking. Unless you're left handed. Then you write with your right hand. (And if you're ambidextrous, i have nothing.)
JohnSu Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
For the ambidextrous, hold the pen in your palm.
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i want to try thatn.

and the hand writing is awesome!!!!!!
chon-lo Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
Only after my own dabbles in college thievery this year was I able to fully appreciate the genius behind this diabolical plan.  Hat tilted, sir.
genericfandom Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Yeah, I've had a few ideas like this. None of them worked out, sadly.
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
You, my friend, just passed Einstein smarts.
mkdavi Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I like to whip hot sauce into my eggs; not too much, though [link]. I find it helps with the overall consistency and adds flavor.

I have eaten bits of plain cream cheese before. I think my glasses would tilt off if I did that.
Ancientbarioth1 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every time I read it I just begin to laugh uncontrollably.
Enigma1315 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: That is pure genius.
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