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How To Talk To Women by JohnSu How To Talk To Women by JohnSu
"But daaad, you didn't talk to her."
"It's good enough."


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:iconloli-tsundere:
Loli-Tsundere Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  New Deviant
"Talk dirty to me"
"We're out of cream cheese."
close enough.
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:iconse-roger:
SE-Roger Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:icongrievousvsdarkahsoka:
grievousvsdarkahsoka Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
me in the future
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:iconkaryu1017:
KaRyu1017 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015
I now know what to say to my future son. xD
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:iconkristyapril:
KristyApril Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
looooooooooool
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
Time to go on a quest to the grocery store. Watch out though, the cashiers are lvl. 50.
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
does have a weakness to any spells
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
Don't use Credit Card Magic though, otherwise they drop no change.
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
ok great advise would you like to join my team
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:iconp3rsh1ng:
p3rsh1ng Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
Sorry, I'm a lone wolf, you know... :)
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
Ok
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:iconartist-yi:
Artist-Yi Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, money-type spells are effective like Gold Rush, Pay Day and Pay Up.

Rob the store is a risky spell to use, though.
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
ok but where can i go to find or learn them
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:iconartist-yi:
Artist-Yi Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Talk to Boss at job Center, you might get Pay Day. Or find quests at Bounty Board.
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
ok would you like to join my party
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:iconartist-yi:
Artist-Yi Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Sure." Artist-Yi has joined your party!

Level 4
Abilities:
Laze-around
Draw stuff
Derp
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:iconcooldude154:
cooldude154 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
yes lets go find the boss type
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Tricia-Ashleyy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Omg so cute haha keep doing what you do !!!
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JesterOfLullaby Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Plot twist: Wife won't response because she's mad.
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:iconshuira:
Shuira Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Just press "A". This is great!
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Lugia20711 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Student Writer
This is great!
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:icontensui:
Tensui Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
Actually shared this one with the weirdos on my facebook page. Completely forgot to fave it here though. lol ^^;
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:iconbadlittlegabby:
badLITTLEgabby Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaha now that a new ay to talk to girls Giggle 
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IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
god, this is great!
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:iconyoshi7link:
Yoshi7Link Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
This is pure gold.
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:iconanderson3239:
anderson3239 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
New Objective: Buy cream cheese.
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:iconbobthegreatorcslayer:
I laughed! Nice strip, good joke.
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Godsgirl4444 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it. XD If someone did this to me I would probably consider marrying them. JK bUt it would def make me laugh. XD
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Saralina-chan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014
I see a lot of love for the dad in the comments, nobody seems to notice how awesome the mom is for playing along with her husband, I think she is the real hero here.
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
the pair work together like a well oiled machine
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:iconlibrarianda:
LibrarianDA Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That's exactly what I thought. ;D
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:iconsokiane:
sokiane Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey John! I just saw this on 9gag
Don't know how you have it with art, but doesn't look like you have credits, even the name in the cornor isn't there.
But they also edit it to down wards reading, instead of sideway :b
Just wanted to let you know ^^'
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks! I am going to start putting my name in the panels instead of the gutter.
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:iconsokiane:
sokiane Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
No problem ^_^ I was quite sure that I saw it before, even had it in my fav xD did a fast google image search with it ^_^
But putting your name in the panels is also a better way to lessen the "theft" and if they do, and your name still there, it's more of a feature :)
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:iconraka88:
raka88 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL! :D
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:iconantiartian:
antiartian Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh great! is the way of dad i want to be some day... ( if i ever fuck somebody...)
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:iconzjoriz:
zJoriz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
Hahaha... wish it was like that. Sigh.
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:iconjoiski:
joiski Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahha, that's frekaing hilarious :XD::rofl::lmao:
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honglong17 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
now with the new "press X for respect" this strip become more funny than ever
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:iconjorob30:
jorob30 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Holy hell this made my day. Sad thing is when you see something in blue lettering means you have to set out on a quest to get said cream cheese, which then to get the cream cheese from the purveyor sends you on another quest which very likey this guy isnt going to be sitting back down for quite a while.   
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JadeStep96 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
*claps loudly* I WISH this was reality! :iconhappydogplz:
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SoniciatheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student General Artist
This can make life SO much easier... to an extent.
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TravisBlack1997 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Artist
Oh how I wish that was possible.
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:iconkarkava:
Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student General Artist
——————
[>] I'll remeber to put it on the list.
[  ] Just go buy some more!
[  ] Maybe YOU have used to much?
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Mary: But when will you even try to remember that list? You always forget that list when you go grocery shopping!

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[  ] You forget the list too you know!
[>] I don't need the list! I have a good memory!
[  ] Maybe I'm not supposed to be the one grocery shopping!
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Mary: Is that why you have shopped for the wrong items for three weeks in a row now? I'm starting to think that you are trying to avoid responsibility!

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[+] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Lucas: Select the third option.

George: Why?

Lucas: You are clearly the one at fault. You shouldn't try to hard to cover up your faults.

George: ...Have you gone through a brain surgery before?

Lucas: Well, no.

George: Then I highly doubt that you would be able to understand my perspective in life.

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[>] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Mary: And why? Because you are a man and thus think that grocery shopping is a woman's job?!

Lucas: I told you should have picked the third option.

George: And I told you to NOT TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK!

Lucas: Dad! You are not really as [Skips dialogue] 

George: You shouldn't forget that you haven inhereted your mom's NPC genes.

Lucas: I HATE YOU! (Walks upstairs.)

Palua: (Walks in) You should be not be in denial over your brain surgery. We were worried sick that-What are you doing?

George: You are a defective NPC. I can't skip your dialouge.

Palua: That's because I did not inherit mom's NPC genes. (Goes to the living room to watch TV.)

George: Right...

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[>] I'm just worried that I might lose the grocery list!
[  ] Maybe YOU should be the man of the house!
[  ] You never had brain surgery before! You would never understand!
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ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought this was spam at first
Now I wish I could skip dialogues IRL xD
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:iconkarkava:
Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student General Artist
If it were spam, the comment would be about a topic that is completley irrelevant to what is being posted here and give you a link to something that could give you a virus of some sorts.
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ObsidianStreak Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahahha!!
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DJTigertron Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is still one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. :) Nice to finally know who it came from.
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Animekidhanamakusa Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol!:D
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A-y-a--Drevis Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
pfft haha XD
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