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How To Talk To Women by JohnSu How To Talk To Women by JohnSu
"But daaad, you didn't talk to her."
"It's good enough."


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JadeStep96 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member
*claps loudly* I WISH this was reality! :iconhappydogplz:
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SoniciatheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This can make life SO much easier... to an extent.
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TravisBlack1997 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh how I wish that was possible.
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Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student General Artist
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[>] I'll remeber to put it on the list.
[  ] Just go buy some more!
[  ] Maybe YOU have used to much?
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Mary: But when will you even try to remember that list? You always forget that list when you go grocery shopping!

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[  ] You forget the list too you know!
[>] I don't need the list! I have a good memory!
[  ] Maybe I'm not supposed to be the one grocery shopping!
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Mary: Is that why you have shopped for the wrong items for three weeks in a row now? I'm starting to think that you are trying to avoid responsibility!

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[+] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Lucas: Select the third option.

George: Why?

Lucas: You are clearly the one at fault. You shouldn't try to hard to cover up your faults.

George: ...Have you gone through a brain surgery before?

Lucas: Well, no.

George: Then I highly doubt that you would be able to understand my perspective in life.

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[>] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Mary: And why? Because you are a man and thus think that grocery shopping is a woman's job?!

Lucas: I told you should have picked the third option.

George: And I told you to NOT TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK!

Lucas: Dad! You are not really as [Skips dialogue] 

George: You shouldn't forget that you haven inhereted your mom's NPC genes.

Lucas: I HATE YOU! (Walks upstairs.)

Palua: (Walks in) You should be not be in denial over your brain surgery. We were worried sick that-What are you doing?

George: You are a defective NPC. I can't skip your dialouge.

Palua: That's because I did not inherit mom's NPC genes. (Goes to the living room to watch TV.)

George: Right...

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[>] I'm just worried that I might lose the grocery list!
[  ] Maybe YOU should be the man of the house!
[  ] You never had brain surgery before! You would never understand!
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ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I thought this was spam at first
Now I wish I could skip dialogues IRL xD
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Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student General Artist
If it were spam, the comment would be about a topic that is completley irrelevant to what is being posted here and give you a link to something that could give you a virus of some sorts.
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ObsidianStreak Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahahha!!
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DJTigertron Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is still one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. :) Nice to finally know who it came from.
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Animekidhanamakusa Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol!:D
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A-y-a--Drevis Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  New member
pfft haha XD
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