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How To Talk To Women by JohnSu How To Talk To Women by JohnSu
"But daaad, you didn't talk to her."
"It's good enough."


Made in Flash
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:iconanderson3239:
anderson3239 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
New Objective: Buy cream cheese.
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:iconbobthegreatorcslayer:
I laughed! Nice strip, good joke.
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Godsgirl4444 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it. XD If someone did this to me I would probably consider marrying them. JK bUt it would def make me laugh. XD
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Saralina-chan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014
I see a lot of love for the dad in the comments, nobody seems to notice how awesome the mom is for playing along with her husband, I think she is the real hero here.
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
the pair work together like a well oiled machine
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:iconsokiane:
sokiane Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey John! I just saw this on 9gag
Don't know how you have it with art, but doesn't look like you have credits, even the name in the cornor isn't there.
But they also edit it to down wards reading, instead of sideway :b
Just wanted to let you know ^^'
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks! I am going to start putting my name in the panels instead of the gutter.
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:iconsokiane:
sokiane Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
No problem ^_^ I was quite sure that I saw it before, even had it in my fav xD did a fast google image search with it ^_^
But putting your name in the panels is also a better way to lessen the "theft" and if they do, and your name still there, it's more of a feature :)
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:iconraka88:
raka88 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
LOL! :D
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:iconantiartian:
antiartian Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh great! is the way of dad i want to be some day... ( if i ever fuck somebody...)
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:iconzjoriz:
zJoriz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
Hahaha... wish it was like that. Sigh.
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:iconjoiski:
joiski Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahha, that's frekaing hilarious :XD::rofl::lmao:
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honglong17 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
now with the new "press X for respect" this strip become more funny than ever
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:iconjorob30:
jorob30 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Holy hell this made my day. Sad thing is when you see something in blue lettering means you have to set out on a quest to get said cream cheese, which then to get the cream cheese from the purveyor sends you on another quest which very likey this guy isnt going to be sitting back down for quite a while.   
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JadeStep96 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
*claps loudly* I WISH this was reality! :iconhappydogplz:
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SoniciatheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student General Artist
This can make life SO much easier... to an extent.
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:icontravisblack1997:
TravisBlack1997 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Artist
Oh how I wish that was possible.
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:iconkarkava:
Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student General Artist
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[>] I'll remeber to put it on the list.
[  ] Just go buy some more!
[  ] Maybe YOU have used to much?
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Mary: But when will you even try to remember that list? You always forget that list when you go grocery shopping!

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[  ] You forget the list too you know!
[>] I don't need the list! I have a good memory!
[  ] Maybe I'm not supposed to be the one grocery shopping!
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Mary: Is that why you have shopped for the wrong items for three weeks in a row now? I'm starting to think that you are trying to avoid responsibility!

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[+] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Lucas: Select the third option.

George: Why?

Lucas: You are clearly the one at fault. You shouldn't try to hard to cover up your faults.

George: ...Have you gone through a brain surgery before?

Lucas: Well, no.

George: Then I highly doubt that you would be able to understand my perspective in life.

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[>] If your much better shopping groceries, why don't you go shopping for them yourself?
[  ] That means nothing! I have the best memory in the world!
[  ] I should probably be more careful...
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Mary: And why? Because you are a man and thus think that grocery shopping is a woman's job?!

Lucas: I told you should have picked the third option.

George: And I told you to NOT TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK!

Lucas: Dad! You are not really as [Skips dialogue] 

George: You shouldn't forget that you haven inhereted your mom's NPC genes.

Lucas: I HATE YOU! (Walks upstairs.)

Palua: (Walks in) You should be not be in denial over your brain surgery. We were worried sick that-What are you doing?

George: You are a defective NPC. I can't skip your dialouge.

Palua: That's because I did not inherit mom's NPC genes. (Goes to the living room to watch TV.)

George: Right...

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[>] I'm just worried that I might lose the grocery list!
[  ] Maybe YOU should be the man of the house!
[  ] You never had brain surgery before! You would never understand!
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ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
I thought this was spam at first
Now I wish I could skip dialogues IRL xD
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:iconkarkava:
Karkava Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student General Artist
If it were spam, the comment would be about a topic that is completley irrelevant to what is being posted here and give you a link to something that could give you a virus of some sorts.
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ObsidianStreak Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahahha!!
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DJTigertron Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is still one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. :) Nice to finally know who it came from.
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Animekidhanamakusa Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol!:D
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A-y-a--Drevis Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
pfft haha XD
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:iconreploid:
REPLOID Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Hilarious :D (Big Grin) 
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:iconyoshiluma:
YoshiLuma Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Writer
"Remember son, be careful! If you choose the wrong thing to say, it's Game Over!"
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byoxx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
good dad!!!  hahahaha XD
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:iconjoremias:
joremias Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:iconstatic-dr0p:
Static-Dr0p Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconlolmemeplz: I'm soo going to do the same to my kid! XD
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:iconaspiradream:
AspiraDream Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So awesome. ^^
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thereallinebyline Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I like how the mom is just playing along.

(Yeah, yeah, commenting on old stuff, didn't see it until now, sue me.)
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SparkTheDog Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
My hero
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GothicBunny10000 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014   General Artist
just press a! XD
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:iconinsanepayne:
Insanepayne Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Someone needs to make a reality augmentation device where this is one of the optional customization. 
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:iconwaterwaytm:
waterwaytm Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, press A to encounter, and B to grab her butt. Works every time. >:D
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QuikSilver04 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Then 1 of 3 things will happen: you'll get slapped, kicked in the crotch, or punched in the stomach.
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waterwaytm Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was swinging something around and it came back at me in hit me in the nuts, coming from below, I was on the floor writhing in pain. Ouch. D;
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waterwaytm Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Rofl... Major Rofl...
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I-Am-Kelly Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
This image has been floating around the Internet, reformatted, and without your url or anything crediting you. 
I called out a page for it. 
They banned me. 
i.imgur.com/mk1kytr.png
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:iconcyrnamoustier:
CyrnaMoustier Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
This is gold right here! GOLD!!!
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:iconjennythecutekitteh23:
YEP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL......
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:iconhyperchris3:
hyperchris3 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist
Perfect! I should have thought of it before!
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:iconartisan91:
Artisan91 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Rotflol!!! If only it were THAT simple.
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samuraimaster1776 Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Game Logic
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:iconm4ian:
M4IAN Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Nice one.
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0Duckie0 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol xD
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Anime59319 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Cute
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TheGhost2 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student General Artist
If only.
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:iconmazdi:
Mazdi Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
And if you're not properly equipped for your encounter, just press "Start" to go to your menu!
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:iconrayen-v-storme:
Rayen-V-Storme Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HA, the only way it really does work XD
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