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Man-eating Turnip by JohnSu Man-eating Turnip by JohnSu
What's this? A horizontal 3 panel comic? "John has gone off his rocker!" you must all be shouting. But I assure you, all is well with me and my rocks. Besides, does this look like the work of a mad man?

Speaking of which, I used the same left-handed writing technique for the Turnip's speech, though a little more carefully as I wanted it to be more legible than gooky.

So anyhow, here you have it folks: the match you've all been waiting for. Finally we know who prevails between the mythical Man-eating Turnip and the fabled Turnip-eating Woman Who Can Hide Six Pounds of Hair Under a Baseball Cap. I'm sure you're all shocked, aren't you?

Made in Flash

EDIT: No, I wasn't thinking of Lord of the Rings when I made this. I was actually thinking of Earthworm Jim, but...oh, just don't ask.
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:icongerbsterpers:
Gerbsterpers Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's like the witch-king of angmar all over again!
This is so funny!
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:iconisangsimaronbatis:
IsangsimaronBatis Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man--hilarious! XDDD
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:iconmaddiespink:
MaddieSpink Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
beaten by it's own game XD
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:icongamingkittyunderbed:
GamingKittyUnderBed Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
XD
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:iconprettykittys:
prettykittys Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icongoingdownplz:
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:iconadragonsoul:
ADragonSoul Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
mwahahahaha i found both of u >:D
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:iconprettykittys:
prettykittys Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I showed u dat doesn't count >:T
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:iconadragonsoul:
ADragonSoul Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but... it does
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:iconprettykittys:
prettykittys Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
shhh no shh ouo your just crazy
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:iconadragonsoul:
ADragonSoul Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
kk
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:iconnya-ness:
nya-ness Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty lady~~
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:iconshirozen:
shirozen Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Best plot twist ever! XD
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:iconwxzhenghoppytruffles:
wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
my first thought was: hell, is this Pokemon?!
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:iconlinkfreak4451:
Linkfreak4451 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
when I first glanced at this I thought it was pokemon lol
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:iconmrkeyblademaster1992:
MrKeybladeMaster1992 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Was that little trick inspired by The Lord of the Rings?
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:iconkonichiwahitobito:
KonichiwaHitobito Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I thought so too at first... Sorry, I know this is super late. Sweating a little... But whatevs, right? 
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:iconmrkeyblademaster1992:
MrKeybladeMaster1992 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah
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:iconempatheticfrog:
EmpatheticFrog Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Student General Artist
The turnip met his match.
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:iconrosiethehuman65:
rosiethehuman65 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh what a twist ending!
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
X3
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:iconnickolastyler:
NICKOLASTYLER Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HA
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:iconrilguia:
Rilguia Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Checkmate.
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:iconmununga11:
Mununga11 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome.
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:iconglazedunicorns:
GlazedUnicorns Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Where did the pot come from?
:L
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
back pocket
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:iconglazedunicorns:
GlazedUnicorns Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Big pocket.
o3o
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:iconicnyght:
ICNyght Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student General Artist
What just happend?!?
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:iconzephyrthedragonlord:
ZephyrTheDragonlord Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the woman tricked the turnip by one-upping him.
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:iconalkenstine:
Alkenstine Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
god this reminds me of the part when then witch king from lord of the ring dies
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:icondemialc-neeb-sah-em:
Demialc-neeb-sah-em Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Good to see I'm not alone in that perspective.
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:iconarcanephotographer:
ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
WOMAN WINS!!!
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:iconlunathetalkingtree:
lunathetalkingtree Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
Lol i love this!
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:icongammakesawesome:
GamMakesAwesome Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love her pose in the last panel. And that's a lot of hair.
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:icongingerwhittle:
GingerWhittle Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
One of my friends linked me to this froma turnip obsession and it was instantly facorited. Awsomeness! :D
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:iconyukitsuneyoukai:
YuKitsuneYoukai Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Love it XD
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:iconsilentcicada:
SilentCicada Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I like this. :D
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:icongemini-productions:
Gemini-Productions Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Student Artist
hahahahaha
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:iconmyoo89:
myoo89 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
..................... i like the turnip eating woman's hair :iconenglandwhatplz:
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:iconblackxwhitexdespair:
BlackxWhitexDespair Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
I don't know why I find this so funny but I do
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:icondemonglittercritter:
demonglittercritter Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Professional Photographer
Awesome!
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:iconlori849:
Lori849 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Student Digital Artist
WELL PLAYED TURNIP EATING-WOMAN. :iconclapplz:
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:iconjessieshadowhold:
JessieShadowhold Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That man-eating turnip may haunt my dreams forever... I'm going to be sleeping with a turnip-eating-bunny from now on... a big one.
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:iconshiroi-youkai:
shiroi-youkai Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!! ;3
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:iconeworm:
eworm Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
Epic. Simply... epic.
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:iconkanamefujiwara:
KanameFujiwara Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
LOL!
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:iconzaku1986:
zaku1986 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One word: LOL!
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:iconclaybrigadier:
ClayBrigadier Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That turnip was not very smart .
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:iconladyrandomm13:
ladyrandomm13 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Student
LOL. i was thinking LOTR...whoops....
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:iconisilmar:
isilmar Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
i cant even hide 2 inches of hair in a baseball cap... XP
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:iconziocx:
ziocx Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010
XD AwEsOmE
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