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©2007-2009 `JohnSu
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What's this? A horizontal 3 panel comic? "John has gone off his rocker!" you must all be shouting. But I assure you, all is well with me and my rocks. Besides, does this look like the work of a mad man?

Speaking of which, I used the same left-handed writing technique for the Turnip's speech, though a little more carefully as I wanted it to be more legible than gooky.

So anyhow, here you have it folks: the match you've all been waiting for. Finally we know who prevails between the mythical Man-eating Turnip and the fabled Turnip-eating Woman Who Can Hide Six Pounds of Hair Under a Baseball Cap. I'm sure you're all shocked, aren't you?

Made in Flash

EDIT: No, I wasn't thinking of Lord of the Rings when I made this. I was actually thinking of Earthworm Jim, but...oh, just don't ask.

Comments


:iconturnip--head:
lololololololol.
Turnip.
xDD


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Dance, magic dance.
:iconnewyorkkid618:
XD

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THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN MOVED TO =de-Mote
:iconcaptain-black-wulf:
nice XD

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There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with...
:iconrachel-kun:
My god, that is one doozy of a twist ending! It's almost like Psycho! Except the only death was that of a murderous turnip.

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Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.
:iconmalono:
*gasp*
VERY shocked!

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Loves an excuse to get hurt, and to hurt.
Do you like to hurt? I do. Then hurt me.
:iconnnkcomicrelief:
First thing that came to mind for reasons beyond me was pokemon. I totally thought she was gonna capture a turnip-mon.

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My Oekaki
:iconryoko25:
agh! that's so cool! random, but cool!

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"... sorta like cheese whiz... it tastes disgusting... but I LOVE it..." ~Mr. Mitchell referring to High School Musical and it's sequel.

"YOU'RE PUSHING ME CROOKED!" ~me

Memento mori. - Remember death
:iconjohnsu:
How appropriate that you are the first to comment!
:iconhaganeookami:
BUT WHAT IF THE TURNIP WAS SIMPLY A ROUND AND PURPLE CARROT????

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"I'd kill for the Nobel Peace Prize."

I put the laughter in slaughter, the fun in funerals, and take out the the in psychotherapist.

The cake may lie but my hips sure don't.

Be courteous, be concise, be concrete. - SoOG
:iconinstantoatmeal13:
I am most envious of Turnip-Eating Woman's hair hiding abilities. She shall be my hair-sensei.

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"There are some people who will tell you that haphazardly adding zombies to any game does not necessarily improve it. Those people are idiots." -Game Informer (Dec. 2007)

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