You know what I haven't done in a long time? Anything.
Anyhow, this here is a girl named Hinnery Fingar. She has trained her entire life to spin cats (note: this does not mean her life has been spent doing only this. It just means she's been doing it for a long time). She can spin a baby cat five (5) times, like in this picture. See? Look up again to see it. She is pretty good at it, I think.
On a more technical note, I am trying hard to make my women look less like men. I hope it is working.
I don't believe the word in the upper left (猫捻者) is real, but unless Wiktionary has failed me, it can be pronounced 'myounensha' (like in the title! wow) and is intended to mean "one who spins cats."
By the way, do you guys know what I made this in yet?
I made this in Flash, which is the program I made this in
Made in Flash
EDIT: The cat is happy because Hinnery is so good at it. "A good cat spinner makes cat spinning enjoyable for both cat and spinner."
Also her @ tattoo is because she thinks it's cool, and because it is central to cat spinning theory.