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Novice Vampire by JohnSu Novice Vampire by JohnSu
It sucks to be him.

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:iconuknowme17:
Uknowme17 Featured By Owner 6 days ago

Girl: do you even want to be with me
forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She
walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're
beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you
forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away......
I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will
realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at
1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other
comments...... You will have badluck in
relationships for the next
10yearsWARNING IF YOU STOP READING
YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm
11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no
friends... If you do not post this to 20
pictures you will die tonight at exactly
11:59pm. DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy
named Jake read this and laughed later
that night I took a knife from his kitchen
and stabbed him to death. You don't
wanna be Jake do you? A girl named Sandra
posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL
SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she
saw me and ran to her grandma's house...
She asked her could she use her bathroom
READ ! This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy
and paste this to ten comments in the
next ten minutes u will have the best day
of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed
or asked out, if u break this chain u will
see a little dead girl in your room tonight.
in 53 mins someone will say i love you or
im sorry 11 min. · Vind ik leuk Step 1- kiss
your hand
Step 2- say your crushes name
Step 3- close your hand
Step 4- say a week day
Step 5- say your name
Step 6- open your hand
Step 7- repost this to 15 other pictures
Results- your crush will say they like you
on the day you choose
11 mins
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Kinger1193 Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
XD I saw this and it reminded me of a nurse in training who was trying to take some blood for testing. It even sort of looks like her lol
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:iconlugia20711:
Lugia20711 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Writer
Very funny.
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:iconzaera737:
Zaera737 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Hilarious!
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:iconleopold002:
Leopold002 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Is it possible to have two left fangs?
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:iconwarriormist:
WarriorMist Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
XD so funny
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AaronFireBird1 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
anybody got the blood banks number on hand XD
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Spitestar Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haha.
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:iconhnbbtf:
HNBBTF Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Scrape and Lick.
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:iconberkutdragon:
BerkutDragon Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
IT'S. RIGHT. THERE.
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:icondr-gigglesthefox:
Dr-GigglesTheFox Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's where that's from! I've seen it everywhere but never saw a source. 
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:iconmai87142002:
mai87142002 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love it soooo funny.
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:iconkonichiwahitobito:
KonichiwaHitobito Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, my! Poor guy. (Oh hey, that rhymed!) 
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:icondesirepassion:
DesirePassion Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
If I was a vampire...that'd be me (and I've freaken taken Anatomy!). XD
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:iconredwolfradolf:
redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
This is.... adorable... and funny.... and twisted.....
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:iconmew-seeker:
Mew-seeker Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
This picture is for some reason even funnier now that I have heard of Remilia Scarlet and the reason she is know as the Scarlet Devil. X D
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:iconraycortex:
Raycortex Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
'Tis but a flesh wound"

It does suck to be him. :D

(And I'm not usually into vampires. :'3 )
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Best movie evar!
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:iconart-claws:
Art-Claws Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMFG - Emote Oh my god this picture was used her at the library for October!!!
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
oh, that's cool!
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:iconart-claws:
Art-Claws Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it was displayed for the teen horror books  
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:iconkaitoshion95:
KaitoShion95 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
pfff ahahaha xD THIS IS TOO CUTE!!!~
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:iconjoeytheneko:
JoeyTheNeko Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Student Writer
no matter how much I remind myself that I'm not into vampires or gore... this is just so bloody adorable I can't help but love it. this pic is literally made of win.
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TabbyOrchidDew Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Student Artist

How adorable!

:la: Explosion

....Although, maybe I should be more freaked out if that were to happen to me....

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:icongusindor:
Gusindor Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Why do I find this so endearing? There's nothing sweet about it and yet... cute!
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:iconstefani6268:
Stefani6268 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol!
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:iconmewgix3:
MewGiX3 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh! Poor dude! XD
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:iconcatriamflockentanz:
CatriamFlockentanz Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
XDDDD
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:icondrawingplayful:
DrawingPlayful Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol!
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:iconfelgranddestroyer321:
FelgrandDestroyer321 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahaha. :) Thats funny.
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:iconthetigeresswithin:
TheTigeressWithin Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear...looks like our little vampire needs to practice more before trying to bite an actual human! :XD:
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:iconprimekage:
PrimeKage Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
This is pretty cute.
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:iconwoodncarbon:
woodncarbon Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
indeed :D
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:iconyefta03:
yefta03 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOOB
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:icon9-11-00:
9-11-00 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hence 30 days of night and their scary-as-shit shark-toothed vampires.
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:iconkidneybean7:
Kidneybean7 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ooh, ouch...
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:icondragonfly12894:
dragonfly12894 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ummmm....oops? ^w^"
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:iconsayoritategami:
SayoriTategami Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sweet >w<!
And funny, haha^^
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:iconmystic2760:
Mystic2760 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We all make mistakes. Just study the human body more before your next try. XD
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mkdavi Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I think all the blood has gone to her head and she isn't thinking clearly on the fact of, "Oh, look! There's blood."

All the blood to her head and out his. =w=
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
like a juiced orange
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:iconciaranstar:
ciaranstar Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist
Not going to lie. I laughed.
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:iconayoowishes123:
ayoowishes123 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Student General Artist
lmao
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:iconangelfromdeath:
AngelFromDeath Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
May I do a drawing, with this as base? (:
I really like it :3
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Go ahead!
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:iconangelfromdeath:
AngelFromDeath Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
(I want to say that I feel like I'm done, but I always add something, or edit something! >.<' Also, I'm going to draw some horns on her head, and I can't choose how they are going to look...)
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:icongameguy280:
GameGuy280 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Doesn't her right arm seem much longer than her other arm?
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
depends on where you think her elbow is
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:icongoddess-of-the-moon1:
goddess-of-the-moon1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it looks fine...
Not that my opinion matters or anything....
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