damn seagull's... why have the police not been informed?! they could have a crowd scare them away with sand castle buckets and poorly crafted shovels then afterwords they could celebrate by making sand castles to commemorate the day "man took control" and they could call it "bucket day" or "INDEPENDENCE DAY II". children would then make nursery rhymes and sing of there brave and galliant fortunes and misfortunes on there quest to victory for centurys to come, statues would be put up, they would all get knighted and we would all live happily and peacefully knowing that we can FINNALY enjoy and savor sandwiches, chips, plain bread on our beaches,
"where would all our discarded bread go?" i hear you say. ducks. every body loves ducks.
This brings back humerous-but-still-bad-memories: when I was little, my family went to the beach for the summer. one of my friends came along, and we decided to feed the seagulls. our mistake - we used a paper (which was non-seethrough) bag. so the stupid winged-rats didn't know we had ran out of food so THEY F*CKING CASED US AND TWO OTHER GIRLS (teenagers), WHO WEREN'T EVEN FEEDING THEM, ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE HOTEL!!!! IT WAS A REAL LIFE VERSION OF THE MOVIE "THE BIRDS"!!!! my friend totally left me behind as we ran (traitor) and my mom, who was watching us from a hotel window, was laughing her ass off when we ran in. I've never felt more betrayed-I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE EATEN AND DIE AND SHE WAS LAUGHING AT US!! MY OWN MOTHER!!