And I'll say, MISTER TOOTHBRUSHER, SIR WHAT WILL YOUR FLAVOUR BE? I have spearmint, doublemint, cinnamon I have every flavour but wee. Toothbrushing's good for keeping fresh and fighting cavities So work those gums, clean up that tongue and if you need some help, consult me!
Excuse me! Did you wake me up? Did you squeeze my tube? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you aren't brushing your teeth? Uh-uh. I don't think so. Not right now. You're getting your dental hygiene, so SIDDOWN!
Really?! Oh, that's too bad! It's a really god book, about a girl who finds a toothpaste bootle with a genie in it, but he'll only grant one wish a day, and he does everything in his power to screw it up.
If she wishes for stuff, there'll be reports about it getting stolen or going missing. She wishes for a horse named Fire, and he gets her a horse made of fire!
I don't remember the ending, but it's worth the read.
One in everything there hasn't been that many of contains a genie. If there are 8 billion people on the planet, 1 in every 9 billion is/contains a genie. If there are only 17 ancient Arabian oil lamps yet, the 18th has the genie.