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Unrequited by JohnSu Unrequited by JohnSu
In recognition of Valentine's Day, I bring you this historical reenactment based on a true story.

Oh, don't worry about the guy. Even though the monster may look like one of those dangerous man-eating monsters that has appendages that look like women and use them for luring prey to itself so that it may eat the unsuspecting man, this is not one of those monsters. He is just shy and has a perverted hobby.

Anyhow, let us all enjoy our painfully single lives today (or yesterday, for the other half of the world) and bask in the warm, gentle glow of the monitor.

*basks*

Made in Flash

EDIT: People seem to be having trouble spotting the mole on his face. Here's a hint: it's on his face.
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:iconjyellowstudio:
Jyellowstudio Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Nice!
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KeniLang Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
D'aww... Lol, melodramatic much, guy?  Meow :3 
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GrimmlyHollows Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
NO! DONT LEAVE HIM!!! OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO WATCH THE NORMAL BACHALOR!!! I STILL HAVE TO MUCH SELF-RESPCET TO DO THAT!!! <:'[]
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NicholasName Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome job dude. :D (Big Grin) 
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BlazingGuns Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hilariously enough, this is similar to Saya no Uta, the girl is actually a blob monster.
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mkdavi Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
Just thought of a certain reality TV show when seeing the rose. And to think the monster made it to the finale!

The show which I don't feel like naming aired right before this one: [link]

There always was this annoying little bit of the show on the recording before the one we wanted started up.
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SagesRUs Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Lol

Is the monster's mouth shaped like a spade?
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
It helps him to burrow underground
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:iconsagesrus:
SagesRUs Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
An alien that can use puppets to romantically trick humans and that can burrow underground with it's mouth???? That thing can stalk you for miles!
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TanaJasa Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
This glorious picture made me realise how much i love the internet.
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oscar-ojisan Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013   Artist
somehow this is helping me :D
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Mushroom-kat Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha I love the hint about the mole, I saw it first glance ;)

Funyn comic, great job!
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SkyeSteiner Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student Writer
Disguise is so candid xD
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Darkmuraden Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
funny thing that happened to me but it was Death knight... she made a doll of what she looked like living and we dated for a bit.... would explain why she never ate *sigh* turned out she was attacked by a paladin after I finally accepted her deathly self *tears up* she made me so happy
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YoshinoYama Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Omg, I know this situation much to well.
There's a guy I like, but he said I'm to tall for him, so I created a fake account and contacted him with my fake identity. After weeks of chating and phoning he says he felt in love with me and finally wants to meet me irl.

Stupid me... Had to break up contact.:raincloud:


Well, just want to say: Poor monster, I understand your predicament.^^
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JohnSu Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
the monster is often turned down for being too tall, too
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lolitafreakout223 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Tragic.
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GotTwistedKnickers Featured By Owner May 28, 2011
This is great xD
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Choxolip Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Awww cute :D
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:icontakeshi1993:
Takeshi1993 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
TELL HIM!! IF HE REALLY LOVES YOU, HE WILL ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!!!
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The-Bantering-Cat Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
'Shy and has a perverted hobby'
Day has been made :D
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Wuzzupy13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Proof that love is blind!
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Darnimax Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
IS IT THE MOLE? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!
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FaceMeetsPalm Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Student Writer
Haha, this one is hilarious. Fav'd.
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:iconcalicosquared:
CalicoSquared Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010   Traditional Artist
Hahaha, wow. :clap:
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hollarity Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010  Student General Artist
Internet relationships in a nutshell.
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Moondapple22 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
I CAN'T. EFFIN'. SEE IT. D: Nyeh.
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NeddieDavid Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHA ohhh so tragic and hilarious in one fell swoop. I am totally adoring their poses, even the little dummy girl.
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glass-breaks-easy Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2010
this is rad! fave! : D
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kawaii-pandachan Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
lol this made me feel better. ^^
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bossy-chanBoss Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
found it... at first i thought it was on my monitor... you are evil for making me believe that!
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Pretzel-Heart Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Student General Artist
Really funny.

I like the three (?) character designs and the light, airy coloring. That poor, perverted monster...

Is it really based on a true story? ((0,0));;
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JohnSu Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
No, not really.
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robustQuestioner Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010  Hobbyist
I don't think it's te mole he should worry aboutXD
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vincent-h-nguyen Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
OoO!!! XD
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SuicidalMarshmallow Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed SO hard! :lmao:
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kailover101 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lolz I love it :D
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primrose1975 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Mole or not, he's cute! I have a mole I'm not to happy with, so maybe things would work out this us.
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Flying-Snake Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009
:D
Great Idea !
:+fav: (is it enough to say that I like it? :D )
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:iconjohnsu:
JohnSu Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
that will suffice
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ravenheartnet253 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2009
yay,this makes the pain of being single on love day much less pain full,and when i say this you know im not kidding,LOVE SMELLS T.T
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Sammarinda Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2009
so, when you say the mole is on his face...
you mean on his face?


The trees in the alien's head... hilarious.
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6feetOver Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
*loves thissss*
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