In recognition of Valentine's Day, I bring you this historical reenactment based on a true story
Oh, don't worry about the guy. Even though the monster may look
like one of those dangerous man-eating monsters that has appendages that look like women and use them for luring prey to itself so that it may eat the unsuspecting man, this is not one of those monsters. He is just shy and has a perverted hobby.
Anyhow, let us all enjoy our painfully single lives today (or yesterday, for the other half of the world) and bask in the warm, gentle glow of the monitor.
Made in Flash
EDIT: People seem to be having trouble spotting the mole on his face. Here's a hint: it's on his face.